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Momma Never Told Me


 Let's Celebrate National "Tell A Joke Day"
 

You've Got to Be Kidding!

 

A child quizzed her mother as to her own origin and was given the traditional answer: "God sent you."

 

"And how did you get here, Mommy? Did God send you too?" asked the child.

 

"Yes, dear" said the mother.

 

"And Grandma?"

 

"Yes, dear."

 

"And Great-Grandmother too?"

 

"Yes, dear" said the mother patiently.

 

"Do you mean to say, that there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years!?!" exclaimed the surprised child.

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 Take Me Out to the Ballgame
 

Last night hubby and I went to a minor league baseball game in a neighboring town. Even though "our" team lost, it was another wonderful summer evening of fun in the Land of the Free and the home of the Braves! The Great American Past Time is alive and well.....


We arrived in the middle of the third inning, just as twilight was settling in on the ball field.


The speed of the pitches varied, but one pitcher topped out at 100 mph!


Batter up! Most of the players had unusual names --- one poor guy's last name was Callendar so every time he came up to bat, they played "Calendar Girl!" Well, he was on the other sissy team.....


Lots of balls were hit out of the ball field in all different directions! I was really getting nervous about being hit in the face, but, while I was ducking, everyone else seemed excited about going home with a ball. Even the kids had gloves on hoping to catch a wild ball!

PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK - THE FOLLOWING IS A LAME BASEBALL JOKE:

"One sweet young thing arrived at her first baseball game during the fifth inning. "The score is nothing to nothing," she heard a fan say.
"Oh, good," she cooed to her escort. "Then we haven't missed a thing!"

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 Night Biking
 

Weekend before last we went to the 7th Annual Giordana Crossroads Cycling Classic held in our small town. It was a beautiful summer evening and we enjoyed the races! Here's a few photos I wanted to share:


We love watching the races from a major turn, so we can catch the cool breeze from the bikes swishing quickly by!


My daughter and granddaughters line up to watch the "big money" last race of the night.


As the bikes blur by the end of the final race and the leader is alone and way ahead of the pack.
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 Bagged
 

 

Oh, tree, did you know it was your time to go?

What pain and suffering you must have endured

As death spread silently through your limbs.

 

What could I do but only watch the spreading show?

While white webs draped your growing branches

Zapping sap and your next spring's chances.

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 Missing & Presumed Lost
 

Our community spent the last three days worried about a missing woman. Pretty and a young 48 years-old, this mother never picked up her daughter last Sunday evening, and so the authorities were alerted. TV spots, newspaper articles, personal e-mails, posted fliers with rewards, and reverse 911 calls by the police, blanketed the area. Our fears heightened and worry was in the forefront of everyone's mind. Friends held a candlelight vigil and loved ones were interviewed. Her church stayed open for prayers for her safe return.

Her car was gone, but her purse and phone were left behind in her new apartment. Abduction? We all thought the extreme worst --- that she was kidnapped and forced to drive somewhere. Only a terrible person would do such a thing to an innocent woman who had such a seemingly wonderful life.

Last night the horrible news trickled into a few local homes. She had been found dead, in a neighboring town, of an apparent suicide.

Horror of horrors!

How could this happen? Who among us really knows what lurks in the heart of an individual? What pain resides, gnaws, and grows, taking away all reason? How could no one see it in her eyes? How awful that this was her end --- perhaps not as bad as our imagined criminal act by evil-doers --- but maybe avoidable, if she had only reached out to someone, anyone. There has to be another answer.

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