You can spend it.

You can save it.

You can waste it.

You never know how much you have.

You never know when you'll run out.

P.S. This question and the right answer is now dedicated to Big Chris!  What a smart gorilla!!!

*** It always costs more and takes longer than you think.

*** Just when you know you've figured it out, the rules change.

*** Never, never, never give up.

*** As soon as you know you're the best you can be, someone trumps you.

*** All you need is love......... and a big honking paycheck.

Thanks for tagging me, Polar Bear! ~~~ Hugs, Rita

2. A lumpy lady tried to smuggle three crocodiles out of Egypt under her veil and robes. Guards thought she looked strangely lumpy so started searching her. It would have been pretty funny if she was only strangely lumpy, but nooooooooo.... Panic ensued then they discovered the reptiles taped to her body! Yikes!!! Nobody could talk me into doing this money-making scheme.

3. After a worldwide search, the world's tallest man finds love and marriage right in his own hometown. Maybe he had just overlooked her?

4. Under "Lies My Parents Told Me," they said if I would eat celery I would get curly hair! Well, I did end up with wavy hair, so maybe I didn't eat enough, right? As a parent, I've told a few of those creative "stories." I'll bet you have too!

5. In The Buzz this morning, I got a kick out of this one: "My age is 82, and I smoke. I have decided I would rather die of my addiction than that of overeaters. So would you fatties please shut up?" There you go. I guess we overweight ex-smokers have been told.

Have a happy weekend, Streamers! ~~~ Hugs, Rita B.