~~~~~I know Jack. Jack Bauer is a bad asp.

~~~~~I would buy a "travel" shower massage. That's one thing I miss in hotel rooms cause it's hard to clean where the sun don't shine.

~~~~~Why is it that as soon as I get home from the grocery store, I run out of something?

~~~~~Women cannot walk in platform shoes. Ugly --- not sexy!

~~~~~Be careful when eating with a low-cut neckline --- crumbs will get in your cleavage.

~~~~~Does anyone else think the Fall Out Boys sound like the Killers?

~~~~~Gee, I go on a diet and Hershey has to cut 1,500 jobs!

Hope you having a great weekend, Streamers!!! ~~~ Hugs, Rita

I actually like some of these songs, especially #2, but this is from a poll taken in our area:

1. "Bad Day" by Daniel Powter (2006)

2. "Smooth" by Santana featuring Rob Thomas (1999)

3. "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston (1992)

4. "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet (1977)

5. "Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd (1973)

Knock down my walls

Let the fresh air

Blow through me

Remove my rust

Cleanse me

Make me brand new

Disperse the dirt

Change me

Crack me open

Lay bare my soul

Pile high my bones

Make me moan

Rend my memories

Change me

Make me start over

Change me