Remember when after partying all night you'd come home and fall into bed? Face down, holding the bed so it wouldn't spin? Yeah, me too! Well, I have since discovered the reason why older people get less sleep at night, forcing them to take naps, and it's NOT from clubbing into the wee hours, honey.
Each year my husband and I find we have more things to do before going to bed. I'm not talking about closing the garage door and turning off the fish tank light either! With every new anti-wrinkle, scientific, or health discovery, we include these improvements somehow into our nightly routine.
By the time I strip off my make-up, wash my face, and then apply the right creams and moisturizers to the right body parts --- the clock is ticking! My sweet hubby, who used to not do anything more than brush his teeth, has evolved into a flossing and swishing strong mouthwash junkie. All the while, I'm doing the same things, but it still takes me longer to complete all those beauty treatments. He says I'm better looking than him, so it must be working!
Meanwhile at my sink, as I'm doing my personal dental rituals, Honey Buns cleans and assembles his face mask for sleep apnea --- then he takes out his contact lens. It all seems so never ending!
Some night we even add showers, hair washing, saving, and/or plucking! Woooooooo --- I'm tired just thinking about it! The bedtime list goes on and on and grows longer with each passing year. Taking care of business is time consuming. We both feel like one of those hilariously sad jokes where the old couple takes their bodies apart each night! Sometimes to the surprise of the other!!
So how many steps to bed? I've lost count. My brain numbs during the boring repetition of it all. But it has to be done by me --- there's no outsourcing this dull and dirty job.